A Unique Jewellery Statement

 

HELL-O pretty birdies! Ahhh … didn’t we all love Rio the movie?!

Anyway, this post is about a dear friend of mine who makes elegant bead and wire jewellery. Tee Syed’s work has me sold for her art. She started with bead jewellery as a hobby in 2015 and kept improving her skills; now she has evolved into creating sophisticated Bohemian jewellery besides carrying on with her original idea.

Thanks to some encouraging friends who started buying from her, she felt the need to take it a step ahead, thus evolving into an entrepreneurial butterfly. 

Her passion for art is quite astounding and she knows what will be preferred by unique jewellery enthusiasts!

In this picture of Nigel, you will see him holding pairs of earrings, all made by Tee Syed bespokeelegantjewels … I am personally in love with the wire nest and egg earrings that she custom-made for me, besides the others that are part of the picture.

Just so that you are made aware of her style of jewellery making, you can see these pictures below. Please check her jewellery and buy from her if this is something that is of interest to you. Let's support our female entrepreneurs! :)

Some Bohemian style jewellery

 

 



 
 


Bead Jewellery














 

Tales and Tails of Nehr-e-Khayyam - Episode 11



Human stupidity & Grandma used to say … 




“Human stupidity is asymptomatic and at times the test for rumours reveal the extent of its positivity,” mentioned Kuttay, “Quite a lot of them buffoons think that their bodies are precious enough that they will carry a monetary worth after they expire, something the government is collecting to undercut the country’s debt in exchange. The human superiority complex index may be the highest of all times in 2020. Ever heard the term ‘herd immunity’? It’s actually herd stupidity that you see. For instance shopoholics have flocked outside non-essential item stores in the UK as they started opening up. Actually Imran Khan had told them that you white folks need not worry about it … ghabrana nahi hai etcetera and they listened to him. He is to be blamed for the prevailing global stupidity. YES! He is the one.”

“What do you mean, Kuttay?” asked Doggo innocently, “Are humans going to self-destruct and let us live in peace then?”

“Self-destruct, they will … let you live in peace they will not. The new normal comes with the old normal attached as well. Let’s not forget that we are dogs … pye-dogs.” Explained Kuttay.

Both sat on the COVID Jetty, formerly known as the ‘Gharbrana nahi hai jetty’, watching the sun as it went down and stroked the sky into a master piece. No tourists came now, Khayyam Huts (the huts around Nehr-e-Khayyam that were built for the Chinese tourists) were deserted, the country’s foreign exchange reserves were now depleting at an alarming rate and the mermaids of the water body had started starving. The dogs used to bring scrapes of food and share whatever they could with them.

The country’s lockdown had been abruptly lifted, considering the Dark Justice’s order as he saw the entire nation as naked individuals roaming around and desperately in need of buying clothes. What better occasion than Eid itself. Now COVID darling was enjoying Eid, post eid! All the doctors’ efforts went down Nehr-e-Khayyam (well, down the drain) as they suffocated each of their brain cells wearing their plastic outfits while serving the critically ill COVID patients. But well, they were part of the WHO conspiracy weren’t they?

As the evening characteristically darkened, new forms of plastic pollutants floated and danced along the waves of Nehr-e-Khayyam; the PPE suits and masks added to the list of new items polluting water bodies. The Great Pacific Patch was to become greater and eventually the greatest …

“Oh look! N 95, that too with a filter! Oh I’m gonna grab this expensive beauty and pretend to be a pretentious human, of course with the exception of doctors who actually need to wear these! I’m gonna be a PRETENTIOUS human, baby! I’m gonna kick and cull them loser doggies!” exclaimed Doggo with joy.

“Hey! Hey! Control your doggy excitement for a change! For all that you know, it may be contaminated with human germs. So far no human has contracted this virus from dogs and instead passed it on to cats, you never know they may be able to pass on their filthy germs to us also. And don’t forget that you are a dog, although less dignified.” said Kuttay.

“Oh but … but … okay …” whimpered Doggo and rolled into Kuttay’s half knitted sweater.

“Where did you get this mermaid and dolphin fair isle knitting from? Oh it’s lovely!” he asked.

“Well it was my grandma’s master piece. She knitted this during a mermaid and dolphin watching tour at Charna Island with her owner. She kept watching them beauties and kept knitting them into what could have been a sweater but she was culled by the human race a few days after that,” said Kuttay as he felt a lump in his throat and swallowed hard, “Her owner often used to take her to the island to play fetch with the mermaids until one day Big Brother felt the need for a secret service installation and cordoned off the entire island. They’re working on a vaccine and carrying tests on those poor mermaids. They deserved better. It’s a shame really.”

“Okay I didn’t hear this!”

“Good boy, Doggo! And you won’t tell this to anyone either.” Kuttay knew Doggo well enough not to trust him with secrets but he was too frustrated to care anymore.

“You know Grandma always used to say that it’s hard to survive in a human’s world and that one should be loyal to himself first than any human. That is what defines character … you never know when you would be kicked out or culled. You never know when you are no longer needed and considering what we are, we were never needed by the society in the first place.”

“My mama always used to say that life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you are going to get …” expressed Doggo almost dreamily.

“Your mama can’t possibly say that unless she was Forrest Gump. Stop binge watching movies that you can’t tell your mama and your favourite actors apart!” chuckled Kuttay.

“During grandma’s time, convent schools used to teach knitting and embroidery, among other skills to both boys and girls, unlike the screen infestation among children these days … loser human kids.” lambasted Kuttay.

Doggo was taken aback. “But it’s humans you are talking about, Grandma belonged to our species didn’t she, or was she a shape shifter perhaps?”

“Oh actually … Grandma’s owner went to a convent school and passed on these skills to her.”

“You had said culled. Did your grandma get culled?”

“Yes!!! That is exactly what happened to Grandma which is why she left the sweater half done which I now use as a blanket.  You can see that I am trying to complete it,” explained Kuttay, “She was put down as human authorities mistook her to be a stray dog … she had a habit of wandering off randomly and got a taste of her outgoing demeanour. She had a terrible sweet tooth; it was given a poisoned gulab jamun that she hogged onto. She loved going for adventure trips with pye-dogs outside!”

Doggo was all ears, “I can’t imagine a well fed dog going for a random gulab jamun. Oh what a shame. But then she was pye-ously social wasn’t she? Oh naughty! Naughty!”

“Well … she took orders from her sweet tooth before taking any from her imbecile human owners. She told me that once she had an awful cupcake craving in the middle of the night and broke into a bakery where she stuffed her face with at least half a dozen chocolate cupcakes.”

Doggo gasped. “I’ll be damned!” he said, “But chocolates could be fatal to our existence.”

“Of course … the culprit passed out right there and then not because of chocolate, well because it wasn’t authentic to begin with but because of the high sugar content. She was handed over to her owners who then grounded her for a week.”

The stray dogs’ canine freedom got compromised with the ease in the lockdown, they could no longer play hide and seek during the day and scare human kids away along the banks of Nehr-e-Khayyam or elsewhere. People had started visiting malls and markets in large numbers, defying all standard operating procedures, even those who spat while speaking were slapped by the virus before being hugged by it and later ENGULFED by it! But the ones around such losers were more at risk, especially if they were not wearing masks, eventually them being losers too. The world was rapidly being annihilated by human stupidity and there seemed to be no end to it.

“Kuttayyyyyy!” yelled Doggo in excitement. “Kuttay! Look I got us chum chums! One for you, one for me, and one for Baji Mermaid down the naala.”

AND THEY ATE!

Famished and caving into the inherited sweet tooth, Kuttay didn’t inquire about the source of the sweets. All of a sudden Doggo started foaming around the mouth. To his horror, Kuttay realised what had just hit them.

“Where on this nasty Earth did you get these chum chums from?! Oh look at me, Doggo!” pleaded Kuttay.

“Human gave … human bad …” were Doggo’s last words as he perished in a matter of seconds. Baji Mermaid was also seen flinching in pain as Kuttay howled in agony, not knowing whether it was physical pain or emotional … or both. And that was his end too … much like others belonging to his species.

*Percy Faith’s Summer Place played in the background*

Dogs blamed for the spread of virus, culling spree to continue!
Nehr-e-Khayyam poisoned inadvertently, mermaids perish!

These were some of the headlines in the next day’s issue of Naala Leaks … the poor water body went back to its old self eventually … filthy and polluted.

Not self but imposed-isolation - Day 2: COVID-19



March 22, 2020 - Sunday

COVID-19: Not self but imposed isolation - Day 2 

OCD took over once again ... washed the balcony with that amazing Scotch Bright wiper once again ... ahhh! We had water.

Cleaned the room ... mopped the floor with that ah-mazing lemon Dettol surface cleaner ... bloody OCD!

Cleaned all bird cages as two of my conures yelled, 'Baby' in chorus ... cheapsters.

Took my lorikeet out and gave him a shower as he mimicked the sound of pouring water. He then bit me and yelled, 'No biting! Kaato nahi!' ... loser!

I then left the full-of-notorious-energy-bird near Coco for a few seconds ... Rainbow, I call him. The loser playfully bit Coco, much to her horror. 'Kaat rahi ho!' exclaimed Coco.

Eventually I took Rainbow back to his cage, that colourful little devil.

I let Coco out, we kissed each other ... inhaled her feather dust and realised that she as well needs to be bathed. Got her washed up. She was happy. 'Shower time' she had been saying  every time I had been entering the bathroom.

Took my watercolour stuff out of the cabinet ... the client called for Corona updates. I completed the report, realised that all provinces are behaving like countries within a country ... never on the same page! Hmph!

 

Self-isolation Day 1 - COVID-19




How's isolation coming along for you folks so far? It's playing tricks on my mind by now, considering my depleting coffee reserves. Anyway, I have started maintaining a log of what's been happening since day 1 of isolation and work's been keeping me busy as well thanks to all these Corona updates but it's good to have work although from home.

Here we go ...

March 21, 2020 - Saturday

COVID-19: Self-isolation, Day 1

Woke up to Coco's evil laughter and constant salaams.   

Got ready to conquer the world this fine Saturday ... soon OCD settled in!  

Inaugurated the awesome wiper I purchased during last week's panic buying. 

OCD continued penetrating within ... washed the balcony and much to my satisfaction happily stared at a few litres of dirty water pouring out of the pipe ... woohoo! 

Wiped almost every surface with a muslin cloth and disinfectant spray. 

Watered my 'finally thirsty' cacti and arranged them with respect to their thorny demeanour.

Mentally made a list of books to read.

Coco continued laughing, 'Ha! Ha! Ha!'.

Felt my throat getting itchy ... paranoia took over ...

For an evil moment I thought ... well I went for a client meeting 3 days ago, I am not alone, ha! But then sanity prevailed ... I'm fine, they're fine, we're all fine but we're all in this together ... work from home kind of situation and apocalypse outside.

Did a wee bit of client work before reminding myself that it's Saturday ... Saturdays are off my dear.

For some odd reason, spent the rest of the evening feeling agitated and frustrated.

Read a post on a Facebook group that asked to mention how you felt, followed by the last thing you ate ... Apparently, I was a 'frustrated biscuit'.

Still wanted a punching bag ... but in vain.

Did some knitting and watched a movie to distract myself from all the Corona news ... but then WhatApp!

Looked at the essential items that I bought before the lockdown, in admiration ... paint brushes, canvases, some more cacti plants ... bird food!

Felt sad about my depleting coffee reserve ... gained sympathies from friends on Facebook! :P

The dogs howled in chorus at night and continued amidst their 'kutta raj', there was no human outside to continue culling them ... life continued though not usually for humans so to speak ...

 



 

Tales and Tails of Nehr-e-Khayyam - Episode 10


The Case of Corona & Doggy Kingdom


The streets of the city and those of most of the country were deserted, pollution was down to negligible levels, the air and the sea never appeared as fresh as they appeared in this very moment of their freedom, albeit human imprisonment. Life in water and that in the air was charismatically celebrating human absence!

The streets may have been deserted by humans but they were taken over by stray animals; cats and dogs with their litter of cute little puppies that would not face extinction, at least not for the next 15 days of THE LOCKDOWN! No one would have ever thought that the world would be hit by another pandemic after the Spanish Flu of 1920 that infected 500 million people. Thankfully, this one was not as deadly. In fact human stupidity wants to outweigh the strength of the virus but then everyone got confined to their own homes which now appeared to be eating humans outside-in as their frustration sought an outlet, inside-out. In simple words the lockdown meant, ‘STAY THE HELL AT HOME … Thank you!’ and was announced for the amelioration of people race, most of which did not seem to care unless the virus came knocking on their own doors.

The government was trying its best to curtail the virus but some provinces were in denial and all were acting like countries within a country, with their own set of rules.

“I have never felt as free and in control of my own life … it’s like we have ‘kutta raaj prevailing now and we can bite anyone who comes out of their homes, without fearing what the consequences would be for us,” said Doggo giggled his innocence away.

“Do not underestimate human stupidity, my friend, for now it has been temporarily leashed. During the lockdown, some will start biting each other, likening each other with our species, calling each other ‘KUTTAY’. Some will become better intellectuals, but most … most will realise they had no hobbies but eating out and being slaves of a routine, and then becoming couch potatoes in front of Netflix,” explained Kuttay, ‘You see, these folks foretell about such pandemics and call it fiction, decades later the same fiction becomes current affairs. Sane ones have self-isolated themselves until sanity prevails, some infected ones are trying to run away from their confinement, thus making those around vulnerable.”

“Why so bitter, Kuttay? They give us food …” whined Doggo, “We still like them, let’s hope all of this gets over soon. Economies are collapsing … Not all human kids throw stones at us …”

“That is the problem! None of them should be doing this. None of them should be fighting for toilets rolls! None of them should be hoarding food supplies! And none of them should be selling essential items at exorbitant rates when the demand increases! Most of them are opportunists … look at us! We eat without knowing what we will get the next day, not because we are dogs but because that’s the way of nature … equilibrium … and when you try to disrupt it, nature avenges such beings.”

“Damn! What have you read recently?” inquired Doggo.

“Read Albert Camus’s Plague that he wrote in 1947, it’s like a prophecy, he knew it was coming! Stephen King’s Stand seems to have almost the same stance … It’s like 2020 is the year of Albert Camus, Stephen King, Geroge Orwell, Aldous Huxley … they are narrating this year! Their ghosts are penning down the news … with the exception of King of course, he’s probably a journalist working for them … live in the moment lest you regret it one day …”

Doggo almost fell asleep listening to this speech. “Well, we also live in the fear of being culled the very next moment but look at this! Read this!” exclaimed he and his naïve little existence produced a copy of Naala Leaks where the headline read:

DOGS TAKE OVER STREETS
HUMANS CONFINED WITHIN THEIR OWN WALLS
 
Citing worst hit nations, the column mentioned that no one feared the virus, and everyone thought it won’t affect them until it did because people refused to stay home, thinking they had perfect immune systems. The reporter concluded mentioning a few lines from Albert Camus’s novel, ‘Plague’:

“On the whole, men are more good than bad; that, however, isn't the real point. But they are more or less ignorant, and it is this that we call vice or virtue; the most incorrigible vice being that of an ignorance that fancies it knows everything and therefore claims for itself the right to kill. The soul of the murderer is blind; and there can be no true goodness nor true love without the utmost clear-sightedness.”

Here ignorant people are those who refuse to stay indoors defying the imminent threat that surrounds them and hence are potential murderers.