Sunsilk vs. Pantene: “My baby is fairer than yours!”

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I know it’s a bit late to talk about the billboard wars now but some things never fail to fascinate you while failing to persuade you to by their product. Yes! I am talking about the guerilla marketing and naughty kiddo fight started by Sunsilk, that’s interesting to quite an extent and from many aspects of marketing.

It’s like the final ‘Report Day’ when some parents fanatically compare their kid’s report cards with other nerd kid’s or when relatives having the same age group children get involved in a frenzy of cousin comparison at every stage of life . . . or more precisely put, when moms compare their babies’ skin colour, trust me it happens . . . “My baby is fairer than yours!”

Just when Pantene flaunted off it’s billboard with the “You Try, You Decide” campaign, Sunsilk felt the urge of expanding the Telecom war beyond the scope of their industry. In fact the rebuttal “Tried and Decided” doesn’t seem to have any profound effect on the intended target audience.
First of all there’s nothing new about a product that claims to have ‘improved’, ‘new’ or ‘magical’ features or attributes added, it’s merely a tactic to pull the brand from slipping down the slide of the product life cycle from maturity/saturation to decline. Thus, having endorsers to attract the bored customers (those who can relate to these ladies) and a new attempt at packaging from the twisted, curved, back sprained bottle to some geometrically defined gravity friendly packaging is what is called ‘Product Development’. I think so . . . yes... you should think the same! It’s the same target audience attracted with new packaging and well those foreign ladies as well.

So cutting the long story short, Sunsilk ‘Tried and Decided’ to place their billboards facing Pantene’s billboards. They probably lost their focus on the unique selling proposition they had employed and the differentiation in terms of expert endorsements, for a moment, the brand, thought it’s a telecom company and decided to act accordingly . . . WOAH! WOW! Guys you are still selling shampoo and not some mobile phone connection.

What was the use? The target audience is unaffected by this move, people would not buy shampoo brands because of Pantene saying, “Hi! I have been tried by celebrities you better look like them and use me,” or Sunsilk saying, “Helleow! I have been tried and tested in labs on the world’s most beautiful rat with wonderfully long hair so there you go!”

People buy the perfect shampoo based on what suits them and what the influencers or family generally prefer while they are already skeptical about related brands given the remaining strands of hair on their scalps . . . our scalps. Therefore, such claim is rendered futile. So the world’s number 1 brand could be not so number 1 on my hair type and I might prefer a brand recommended by peers or family than by such advertising attraction . . . word of mouth shall prevail to protect thee from evil corporate strategy.

Ok so . . . well. . . when Pantene changed their strategy, Sunsilk did it again, a response proving itself utterly desperate for market share. Reminds me of situations where 0.25 or 0.5 can change a grade for students.
 


I fear the time when both brands would be doing awful comparative advertising with freaky pictures of hair gone hay wire or electrocuted after the use of the competitor’s brand. If they do it in both their ATL and BTL activities that would be fun to watch and Sunsilk for God’s sake leave our FaceBook walls spam free from your weird online endorsements in the future. . . ok, ok we shall use you when you desperately say, “USE ME!” and Pantene we can try to relate to your ladies, I’m sure most of us already have.

Hey! Hey . .. My baby is still fairer than yours so beware . . . :P


Disclaimer: I like both brands ... now what to do?

"Give me a Reason to live . . . "



Give me a reason to live,
give me a reason to smile . . . 
Give me a reason to forgive, 
the moments of past exile!

Why am I still a captive
of all the reprising vile?

If I am the author of my life,
why is my future a reflection of my past?
Give me a reason to strive . . . 
to fight it off till it would last!

With these moments so bleak,
give me strength from falling weak . . . 

Give me a reason to make peace
with that whim and caprice!
Give me a reason to live,
      give me a reason to smile . . .

Safar Badnamah Season 1, Episode 13: “Public Buses & their Cheap Songs and Shampoo Rivalry”



At times I wonder what the exact target audience is for outdated cheap and weird songs, however, if you have had the chance of travelling in a public bus you would know. I am still not amazed to know that quite a lot of people around me haven’t been in a public bus or rickshaw for that matter . . . Rickshaw?!! Oh common give me a break! How can anyone not sit in that joy ride, the flying jet rickshaw, I just love the old version not the CNG one that crawls inspite of it’s wonderful spacious attribute.

Some make an excuse that they cannot wear the duppatta the way I wear to have to travel in a public bus or that their parents won’t allow them no matter how much they are genuinely interested . . . For the first one . .. What’s wrong in covering your head and tying your hair at least while being out? To me a traditional look is modernism and then the ‘running short of time, flying buses’ are fun to be in as long as you are sitting.

Yesterday while I was waiting for the bus I witnessed outright stupidity; it was some PPP rally with hundreds of bikes adorning the so called ‘double sawari’ and that too with police vehicles for their safety, what was more annoying was the fact that it was 9:40 and my stupid bus had still not come after waiting for about 15 minutes and I felt like blowing the cars that slow down to honk their horns at the very place. Anyway, this was not the first time when roads got blocked at Dou Talwar, there are times when these idiotic politicians pass by in their ‘rip off nation and buy BMW’s’ to make their presence prominent and waste our valuable time on the road. If they ever get to bring their bulky selves out of their cars they would know how it feels like wasting our time.

Anyway, I got into the bus to find some old Indian songs being played and I must say old is not always gold . . . I recalled the time when some awfully cheap songs were being played by the bus driver and I simply cannot forget them, just imagine the silly lyrics and the person who wrote these:

“Maira dil chahey tujhe kiss karoon lekin public kharee hai, mai kiya karoon!” It was a series of cheap songs; I don’t remember the rest though.

Oh God! What goes into the minds of these people?! And then there was another one: “Chitthee aa’ee hai aa’ee hai, chitthee aa’ee hai” . . . that made me wonder the last time I would have written a physical letter, thanks to emails that isn’t needed at all anymore and that shouldn’t be needed hopefully.

“Hum tou chaley pardais hum perdaisee hoga’ay . . .” . . . “Duflee waalay duflee baja!” The last one is stuck in my head since a week now . . . when I’m sitting alone, this one pops in my head and can’t stop bugging me, it gets so annoying, thankfully it didn’t reprise in my midterm.

I don’t remember the exact line but it was very catchy . . . the one put up by McDonalds about their Rs. 100 items mentioning their cost effective purchases in just this amount, however, the amount might be their USP, the quantity has been reduced substantially, it’s easy to lose customers this way.

Then there are these billboards by Sunsilk and Pantene with the former trying to win the self invited competition with their cheeky monkey line, “Tried & Decided”. What effect would these brand wars have on consumer buying decision and influencers? None maybe . . . people will buy the shampoo they have been buying or the one that suits their hair. It’s more of a “My baby is cuter than yours you weird mom! style or “Mairay bachha ziyada gora hai”.


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They have placed their billboards at every other place where Pantene’s is even when they changed their message they are there opposite or in front of their competitor. When notorious kids grow up to be marketers maybe this is what happens. .. :) 

Maybe it's never too bad to pull each other's legs  but that won't have a profound effect on the ultimate consumer . . . 

“Bring me back my n – 1”


 Bring me back my hourly,
Bring me back my n – 1.
Midterm’s on a killing spree,
Enjoyment . . . there is none.
It was wonderful to let go of one
And harvest the leftover two.
Why can’t I still have fun?
Who changed this? Who!? Who?! Who?!
Why kill with the mid when you can use a gun?
Divest one hourly is what we used to do,
Now management has fewer burdens . . . woohoo!
Don’t let go of the study charm,
Reverting back to n – 1 would do no harm!
Think for Zabdesk’s  algorithm sake,
midterm is not a piece of cake!
We want to revert back and die whenever
rather than study once and die forever.
I say n – 1 was a blessing in disguise,
Now it is dearly missed after it’s demise . . .


"The Escaping Soul"


My lungs have turned to stone,
I can't breathe . . .
My heart wants a final break,
for it refused to beat . . .
My eyes are stunned
to see what normally we don't see.
They have come to welcome,
rejoicing with utmost glee . . .
My soul is finally escaping . . .
the prison it once used to be in.
Now is the time to gauge
each good deed and sin.
There is darkness . . .
with thirst I turn cold,
I didn't realise how quickly I turned old.
The white light I see . . .
is it the path that is meant to be?
Can I now face what I have avoided?
Or share my true self that now is much clouded?